Posts tagged "screw this let's get drunk"

Relevant.

Relevant.

(Source: destroyedmadness)


This is the only tumbleweed I care about. #dont #give #a #shit

This is the only tumbleweed I care about. #dont #give #a #shit


Hi, I’m looking to have beer delivered to my office. We’ve done it before, you should have my credit card on file.
My Office Manager

alittlespace:

villagevoice:

Good to know: Starbucks Trenta cup holds an entire bottle of wine. (via: Buzzfeed)

#Extremely Useful Information!

BRB, going out for coffee…

alittlespace:

villagevoice:

Good to know: Starbucks Trenta cup holds an entire bottle of wine. (via: Buzzfeed)

#Extremely Useful Information!

BRB, going out for coffee…


Hi, I called a little over an hour ago and ordered beer and wine and it’s not here yet. We really need it. Thanks.

- My Office Manager

Sitting next to her is my favorite thing about my new office.


Hi, yeah, I’m calling about the beer that you just delivered. We need, like, triple the amount. Can you do that? How fast can you get here?

My Office Manager

I’ll stop sharing office beer updates when they stop being awesome.


Last one I swear! Cheers!

Last one I swear! Cheers!


So who wants to make sweatshirts with me this weekend? USA!

[via dudeseriously / rbateson]

So who wants to make sweatshirts with me this weekend? USA!

[via dudeseriously / rbateson]


Not ashamed to reblog.

Not ashamed to reblog.

(Source: asilentflute)


+1 Facebook

+1 Facebook


It’s a good day when you order a whiskey ginger and the bartender serves it to you in a pint glass. Cheers!

It’s a good day when you order a whiskey ginger and the bartender serves it to you in a pint glass. Cheers!


Life strategy.

Life strategy.

(Source: onethirtyfive)


isureamheather:

Oh eff.

WHERE IS THE WHISKEY?!

isureamheather:

Oh eff.

WHERE IS THE WHISKEY?!


alittlespace:

GPOY

Spirit animal.

alittlespace:

GPOY

Spirit animal.